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Thursday, November 12, 2009

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 07:12:58 GMT

Just got home a little while ago from eating a bunch of weird Korean food. I swear....they gotta employ 50 dish washers at Korean Restaurants. 15 plates just of different pickled cabbage? 7 of them tasted the same to me.

I turned on GB and the GF asks....Why are we watching this?

After the Hites....I said what came to mind...I told her. Cuz it is Evil.

The first segment was GB implying that Obama was Happy that the dude in Fort Hood killed a bunch of our soldiers.

The second segment was GB with some FoxNews Military guy scolding Obama for "Dithering" on Afghanistan. Last week, Stewart had a compilation of right wingers using the word dither..guess it is still on the talking points memo

If you aren't going to increase the troops numbers, "Bring them Home" "Bring them Home" GB pleaded because to leave them in limbo is just too cruel.

Evil.

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 02:49:49 GMT

14-0

Zenyatta is a total stud. Well more of a Diva. All kinds of trouble. Bad break, on the left lead, Quality Road decided at the very last minute that he was NOT going to race that day and his pushing the pace woulda helped a closer like Zenyatta. Traffic...had to go wide....She closed like the champ she is and beat the best males in the world and looked like she was just getting started to run.

I think I have enjoyed watching the videos of her in the Paddock as much as watching the race again.

She is a real ham and struts around the paddock like she is saying...I am ready to race and I am gonna kick ASS. They say Secretariat use to do the same thing. He was huge too. Zenyatta was 100 lbs heavier than the nearest male.

At the beginning of this one...you can see the Kentucky Derby winner, the Belmont winner and how horses usually act...then Zenyatta... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iHQtdhp2AU&feature=player_embedded

More... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzEICzL0PLs I like this one.. http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=zenyatta%20in%20paddock&hl=en&rlz=1R2GGLL_en&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wv#

She beat All the best males in the world. She is 14-0 (Seattle Slew, Citation and even Man-O-War lost a race). She is first female horse to win the Breeders Cup. She might be the best horse of ALL TIME. She might not even win the best horse of this year.

Rachel Alexandra

Oh the Drama.

The only horse that could give Zenyatta a run for her money is Rachel Alexandra....another filly. Two best horses in the world are Fillies. Rachel beat her foes in the Filly version of the Kentucky Derby by 20 1/2 lengths. With no competition there she went on to beat the boys in the Preakness. From there she beat alot of the older boys Zenyatta beat.

Rachel's owner doesn't like the Polytrack surface at Santa Anita so he kept her out of the Breeders.

Now the debate is who is better. Who would win. Who gets Horse of the Year. (gotta be Zenyatta...she showed up for the biggest one)

Zenyatta's owners say she will be retired to become a Momma....But I have read (probablely wishful thinking) that they might try and get her to run one more time. Rachel's owner won't go for a Match Race so it would have to be a stakes with other horses (she runs up front so her connections figure they would like traffic behind her).

One can only hope. If not, debate for the ages. Who is the best.

Friday, November 06, 2009

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 17:02:25 GMT

Zenyatta 13-0 (Filly)

Racing against the Boys Tomorrow.

Tuesday, November 03, 2009

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 20:15:55 GMT

I thought this was a joke...but I guess not.

Orrin Hatch along with John Kerry and the late Ted K. helped insert a prayer provision in the new Healthcare bill.

If you get sick, you can go to a professional pray-er and be prayed for and your insurance company picks up the check. One Pro-prayer charges as little as $20 - $40 a day.

If this passes, I am getting into the prayer business. I figure I can pray for at least 100 people a day and @ $40 a pop...that is 4K per day. I think I could pray everyday too which would come to nearly $1.5 million a year + I would be operating a "religious" practice so it would also be tax exempt!!!

I am now taking applications for new "patients" and will gladly use your prayer service in return for your joining mine. Only those with insurance are accepted.

http://www.latimes.com/features/health/la-na-health-religion3-2009nov03,0,2239900.story

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 16:02:27 GMT

Don't know if anyone has noticed the vernacular these days but it seem everyone is now a Brotha.

Vernacular changes constantly and I don't know if Obama had anything to do with it but Man is now Brotha. We are all Brothas. What once was a black thing is now...a white, hispanic thing, black, asian thing and there is no racial undertones at all.

What's up Man from my youth became what's up Dude (it is completely acceptable to call chicks dudes at this point) which soon became what's up Buddy...everyone was your buddy.....Now it is what's up Brotha. Everyone is your brotha. I am not sure if it is acceptable to call females your brotha yet but it must be around the corner.

I am still getting use to it myself....but I feel dated when I say hey buddy, what's up....but Brotha it is. Not bad really....more intimate. I have even heard what up Brotha Man. Full circle.

I didn't think about but today my co-worker called me Brother Craig....perhaps this is a religious thing??

Friday, October 23, 2009

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 16:40:00 GMT

What is up with the Misogyny of Theists?

In Islam, if a woman is raped she can be publicly stoned to death. She deserved it. She was obviously asking for it.

75% of the X-tain party in this country recently voted to continue to give immunity to U.S. Contractors to Gang Rape female employees.

As Mayor of Wasilla, The Patron Saint of Uber-religiosity charged rape vitims for law enforcement Rape Kits which ran $1,000. Not only do ya get raped but ya is out 1 large too?? That is cold blooded sloppy seconds.

All the Theists drinking their tea in the streets are angry we want to change the way Insurance Companies do business.

Christina Turner thought she might have been raped as she was Roofied one night and woke up on a roadside with cuts and bruises. As a precaution she consulted her Doctor and he started her on Anti-AIDS meds. She didn't contract HIV but she lost her medical coverage some months later and when she went to buy a new policy...she was denied. She tried to explain to the Insurance companies but....to bad...ya was raped.

Pre-existing condition.

Raped.

Why do the theists hate women so much? I just don't get it.

Perhaps God is Gay. He made Adam for himself...but then he realized he hates homosexuality so he made Adam a woman so no one would question his sexuality. The woman seduced Adam and God got jealous and kicked them out of his house and forever has held a grudge against women.

Hmm?

Come to think of it...Gay people don't hate women. Gotta be something else....

http://crooksandliars.com/susie-madrak/investigative-report-health-insurance

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Sometimes I wish I had more Faith. I was watching the Angels up till the 7th when they are up 4-0 and hit after hit after Yankee run after..hit after run.....6-4 Yankees. I couldn't take it plus the Yankees weren't close to being done batting. I flicked around depressed and saw Fox Reality Channel had the Reality TV Awards.

WTF??? The Yankees and the car wreck that ya just gotta look at....the biggest Jackass award? The Nastiest thing consumed award??

Just before taking my own life...I turned back to the game and 7-6 Angels??? No faith...

Fuentes made it realllll interesting in the 9th...nerrrrrve racking. Dunno if I would have walked A-Rod to put the tying run on....But....back to da Bronx baby.

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 19:56:50 GMT

Gregg Harper (R-Miss)

"We hunt liberal, tree-hugging Democrats, although it does seem like a waste of good ammunition"

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I just got back from lunch with my GF at a Benihanna type place. I friggin love the fried rice...crunchy and chewy..Yum.

Chef dude was attempting the flick the egg into the hat trick as he was chopping up the fried rice and fired the egg a little too short. It hit off his forehead onto my plate and cracked and dripped all over the floor.

They didn't even clean it up. I sat there with egg under my feet the whole lunch.

His match went out in the Onion Volcano and he added more oil......but it didn't blow up.

I need to find that salad dressing too. Good stuff.

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 05:18:55 GMT

Jesus Endorses Gang Rape?

3 outta 4 Tea baggers don't think you have the right to sue, complain, press charges if you are Gang Raped.

Jamie Leigh Jones was drugged and gang raped by 7 KBR employees and when she reported the incident KBR locked her without food or water in a shipping container with a posted armed guard so she couldn't leave for 24 hours.

She cannot do anything about it because Bush gave immunity to his private contractors to rape, pillage, murder, etc. Al Franken trying to invalidate Bushes license to mayhem.....introduced a bill that said that contractors could no longer rape their employees or else they wouldn't get the contract.

30 outta 40 Family Values Republicans voted to uphold the ability to rape your employees if you so choose. The real deal Rape and not just the clean white collar take advantage of you financially kind. I'll be Goddamn but Repubs are hardcore Free Marketers.

Alexander (R-TN)
Barrasso (R-WY)
Bond (R-MO)
Brownback (R-KS)
Bunning (R-KY)
Burr (R-NC)
Chambliss (R-GA)
Coburn (R-OK)
Cochran (R-MS)
Corker (R-TN) Cornyn (R-TX) Crapo (R-ID)
DeMint (R-SC)
Ensign (R-NV)
Enzi (R-WY)
Graham (R-SC)
Gregg (R-NH)
Inhofe (R-OK)
Isakson (R-GA)
Johanns (R-NE)
Kyl (R-AZ)
McCain (R-AZ)
McConnell (R-KY)
Risch (R-ID)
Roberts (R-KS)
Nidan (R-BS) Sessions (R-AL)
Shelby (R-AL)
Thune (R-SD)
Vitter (R-LA)
Wicker (R-MS)

http://rawstory.com/2009/10/gop-votes-against-prevent-rape/

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Tue, 29 Sep 2009 15:19:57 GMT

Top Ten Ways to Spread Christianity via the US Military

10. Have top U.S. military officers, Defense Department officials and politicians say we're in a religious war.

9. Have top U.S. military officers appear in a video showing just how Christian the Pentagon is.

8. Plant crosses in Muslim lands and make sure they're big enough to be visible from really far away.

7. Paint crosses and Christian messages on military vehicles and drive them through Iraq.

5. Post on the Internet photos of U.S. soldiers with their rifles and Bibles.

4. Invite virulently anti-Muslim speakers to lecture at our military colleges and service academies.

3. Have a Christian TV network broadcast to the world that the military is helping missionaries convert Muslims.

2. Make sure Bibles and evangelizing materials sent to Muslim lands have official U.S. military emblems on them.

1. Send lots of Bibles in Arabic, Dari and Pashtu languages to convert the Muslims.

And remember boys and girls, if anyone questions you on the wisdom of such evangelizing.....simply tell them they are as bad as someone who rapes children, cry that you are being oppressed and the cavalry will soon arrive.

http://www.alternet.org/world/142839/10_ways_the_u.s._military_has_shoved_christianity_down_muslims%27_throats_?page=1

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Wed, 23 Sep 2009 01:55:46 GMT

I come walking up the steps and all the kids are playing outside and I notice a little white and grey cat wrapped around one of gaurd rails like a little snake. I thought it was strange that he was sitting there with all the commotion....balls flying , kids screaming.

When we laid the hardwood floors at my little bros place we also changed the tile on his fireplace. We had to smash the tile with a large hammer repeatedly. Ceramic flying, dust...noise. D. sat there and watched the whole time never once bothered and seemed to look on us like he was the head contractor. Granted D is as big as a Bobcat. He plays fetch...or use to. I cat watched D many years ago and he wore me out playing fetch. I wanted to just watch TV and D wanted to play fetch with a wadded up paper ball. I could throw it and it would hit off the bathroom door and then bound down the stairs to the garage level. D would go get it, bring it back in his mouth and drop it at my feet and stand there..til I threw it again. This was realllllly friggin cool for at least 30 mins. A Cat playing fetch? I had never had a cat who would do anything close to this. After several instances and 45-1 hour sessions of fetch it got kinda tiring. My arm even began to hurt. With a dog...you can say I am tired Rex and he gladly takes a nap with you. With a cat...your ass is playing fetch. It is real hard to say no to a cat. Even if you didn't play fetch...you were asked to play catch every hour or so and distracting a cat takes some effort too.

Anyways....we have adopted the loitering cat around our stairs.

Even my coolest of cool cats.....Retha use to wake me up to eat or if she was bored and wanted to chat at 3 am with a paw to the face..no claws ever, she would sleep under the covers with me and would carry on conversations with me...wouldnt' eat people food.

Cuddles a cat from way back use to eat the Broccoli tops off of Broccoli and for some reason I thought that was cool.

Smokey, we call the new one.....wanted some of my food last night. I thought it was cute. He ate a whole whole lot. Japanese lunch. Best friggin fried rice. I don't even like Zucchini and I like the Zucchini at the Teppan. I gave Smokey a piece of Chicken. He took a bite and spit it out. He took a bite of the Onion and spit it out. Rice....he ate the rice then he ate the Chicken, the Zucchini, and the Onion...taking a bite, spitting it out and then eating it. . Thought it was cool he ate the Onion. He is skinny and long. Small paws so he is not gonna be as big as D....but gonna be long. He ate and ate and ate...everything. I figured his dry cereal must taste like shit. He is a boy...let him go. Me understands.

When I get to work. I figure I will google to see if I have the coolest of cool cats ever. Fetch? My cat eats Onions. I wouldn't touch the shit till I was 19. Raw on Hotdogs. Then....I realized...Onions are da Bomb.

Not only am I NOT the owner of the coolest cat in the world.....I am a terrible Dad. Onions are toxic to cats.

I am feeling pretty good that Smokey is still kicking around right now and not dead from:

Body Anemia

I am not a fan of Tomatoes either.....I love Spaghetti, Pizza and even Salsa and Ketchup but I hate the raw Tomatoes. Make me gag.

Onions are Toxic to cats. It will cause anemia and kill their tomato cells.

No more Japanese food for Smokey. He is a cool cat. I like him.

Onions cannot even kill him.

This is a good blog: http://www.dailycoyote.net/